Cup of Cats?
Taco bell employee: ...would you like anything to drink with your order?
Me: Yes, I would like a medium coke, please.
Taco bell employee: ma'am we have Pepsi products
Me: Oh right, I'm sorry...that you can't provide me with a COKE!
Taco bell employee: so do you want anything to drink?
Me: ...water
Who are you taco bell? Your beverage selection really says something about you.
I wanna go on a girls camp trip

I wanna go on a girls camp trip

This was me, ready to take my girls out! Clearly not wasted from drinking homemade margaritas and finishing off the bottle of tequila with shots.

This was me, ready to take my girls out! Clearly not wasted from drinking homemade margaritas and finishing off the bottle of tequila with shots.

We got that big stick drink!

I can nevvver win